fuckyouverymuch:
We stay away.
(via nerviosismo)
I know I will be the one picking up the pieces.
Can you make this piss warm beer I’m currently drinking as cold as one of my ex’s? That’d be a brain freeze every sip.
I will bite my tongue on this one, even if I poison myself.
and wings as hot as your next girl! zinggg … I will forgive that they spelled “girlfriends” wrong